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We're proud to introduce our new line of funny candles! We pour them by hand in our Michigan warehouse from 100% US grown soybean wax. We use only clean fragrance oils that are phthalate free and prop 65 compliant. Each 10 ounce candle is made with a lead-free wick, burns for 45 hours, and smells absolutely amazing! This is our 'tropic like it's hot' scent. It smells like a coconut cabana - pool boy not included! It has notes of pistachio, coconut, vanilla, and salted caramel. The lid is stamped with our logo, and the inside of the matte black vessel is electroplated with a soft rose gold, that looks like it's glowing when the candle is lit!