Adulthood is saying over & over funny soy candles with words

We're proud to introduce our new line of funny candles! We pour them by hand in our Michigan warehouse from 100% US grown soybean wax. We use only clean fragrance oils that are phthalate free and prop 65 compliant. Each 10 ounce candle is made with a lead-free wick, burns for 45 hours, and smells absolutely amazing! This is our 'creme de la creme' scent which has notes black cardamom, tonka bean, and chestnut. It smells so warm, creamy and delicious! The lid is stamped with our logo, and the inside of the matte black vessel is electroplated with a soft rose gold, that looks like it's glowing when the candle is lit! KEYWORDS: Adulthood is saying 'after this week, things will slow down a bit' over and over again until you die, soy candles, soy wax, candles with sayings, funny candles, funny candle company, funny candle co, lead free wick, best selling candles, ellenbee, lnb gift, lmb gift,  best selling gifts, rose gold candles, black matte candles